I think I have an acute case of testicular torsion.

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  I think I have an acute case of testicular torsion.

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  He was awarded a trophy for licking dicks?

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  Well, that's just hard dick and donuts, and we're always out of donuts.

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  I wanna lick a dick like this. 225/888-9054.

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  ^^^ Indeed, the person who gave his phone number DOES enjoy licking dicks.

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  The worst thing is that since I'm the first comment i have no idea whats happening cuz i can't read someone else'e answer -.-

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  I don't want my dick licked, 'cos I'm a girl...

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  I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship...

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  He's hard core. I'm just hard.

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  Do you suffer from scrotal cramps?

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  I don't know the person who posted his number, but he just tried to lick my dick.

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  I eat lightning and crap thunder.

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  A llama once bit my sister...