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  Hi, this is Miroslav Klose. I see you have 6 fingers. Handjob science tells us that 1 finger can service 2 inches of dick. So while I hold my national team's World Cup trophy, you can jerk off my big fat fucking cock, cuz that's the closest your gunna get to victory this year.

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  [They'll be able to count on a single hand the number of world chamionship titles Brazil is going to have after this world Cup. 6!] OK, now eat 7 goals at the semi final and go to sleep.

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  They'll be able to count on one hand by how much Brazil lost to Germany in the 2014 World Cup.

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  "Equiped for monster cock handjobs" High five! Actually fuck it! High six!

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  7-1 Never Forget

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  best handjob of your life!!

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  Wonder if she gives herself a minivan

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  I live in brazil and i've watched this family on TV. They really have all those six fingers per hand.

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  The left one is taking sneak looks

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  OMG, she's got 12 fingers

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  Opposite of black guy? WHITE GUY! Look hard in background and you'll find him.

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  I FOUND ALL THE MISSING FINGERS

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  The number of fingers in this picture , IT IS OVER 9000! ( meme-cross v.2 )

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  Quite the handful.

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  SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.......

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  The poor guy on the left holding his phone has really bad arthritis.

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  OMFG SHES MISSING SOME FINGERS! No, JK she has normal fingers. Probably didn't know this but people with 5 fingers are mutants so : AHHH WE IZ ALL MISSING FINGERS!! LOL

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  Only a faggot says n00b as an insult

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  Holy Shit

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  Well. Definitely not missing a finger.

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  when you see a bunch of people standing/sitting around and theres a bright background, just assume there's a "penis" and move on.

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  Bad photoshop skills. The extra finger is next to the 'original' in all hands and it is identical to it, not even a little tilted. fkn n00bs!

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  The number of fingers in this picture , IT IS TOO DAMN HIGH! ( meme-cross v.1 )

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  They moved back to Chernobyl too soon?

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  Why do hotdogs come in packages of six, while buns come in packs of eight?

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  Lots of extra digits

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  No missing fingers here :D

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  OK EVERYBODY COUNT TO 12

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  Oh my........ ALIENS!!!!!!!!

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  Best piano players ever?

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  Please downvote the handjob comments. doing so would make retarded shit like "equiped for a monstercock handjob not the first comment.