Thank you, Captain Obvious!

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  Thank you, Captain Obvious!

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  Not naked, but SHOULD be.

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  Why should she put some undies on? It would ruin the smooth line of her leggings.

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  No speaky English.

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  Didn't I see this guy selling bags of oranges on the street corner?

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  I'm going to guess that it was HE who passed gas.

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  It was either do this, or stand in the Home Depot's parking lot.

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  Why isn't he standing on a street corner, making weird sucking sounds when girls pass by?

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  Que culo!

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  Why isn't he mowing somebody's lawn?

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  This advert is written in some sort of moon-man language...

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  It's a Mexican't!

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  Just feel fortunate that you're not looking at HIS behind!