You just can't spell "ESPN" without "penis".

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  You just can't spell "ESPN" without "penis".

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  Kirk is missing a finger.

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  Party on, dudes!

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  A brief demonstration on how to gape your anus.

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  Fuck Stanford and especially that fucking tree!

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  The Home Depot is missing a finger.

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  lets go to the movies

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  Hey look! Columbus is playing Chicago tonight at 8:30 Eastern.

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  Why doesn't ESPN ever televise the Vassar College football games?

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  The tree is missing a finger.

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  Eye of the tiger!

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  Oh, shit! It's Voldemort!

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  Penistastic

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  Go Trojans! Just don't break under pressure like your condom namesakes!

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  San Dimas High rules!

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  Do you Yahoo?

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  Why would I "penis"? And HOW would I...?

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  Isn't he holding a joint between his right hand fingers?