Shaking his hand would give you an instant orgasm.

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  Shaking his hand would give you an instant orgasm.

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  But how many toes does he have?

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  You know what they say about the size of a man's hands in relationship to the size of his penis...

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  The proper technique on how to grab a woman's boobs.

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  Fingerblasting Wizard!

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  Which of his four middle fingers does he use to flip people off?

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  He definitely did NOT kill Nicole Simpson.

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  The advantages of living near a nuclear power plant.

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  Don't get into a slap fight with him!

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  Can take days to "relax in a man's way."

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  He must be excellent at "having one off the wrist."

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  A fingerbang from him *might* be fatal.

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  Expert at figuring out numbers in Base 12.

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  Six fingers on each hand. Count it. Then count it again.

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  You should see him play piano

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  That's no fake. This man has in fact six fingers.