Apparently, 995 out of every 1,000 newborns lives through their first year. The other 5 are cut, formed, or shaped with a sharp implement or blade on a machine used in manufacturing (known as a "die"). What are these kids doing in factories anyway? The Department of Labor needs to be alerted about this.

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  Apparently, 995 out of every 1,000 newborns lives through their first year. The other 5 are cut, formed, or shaped with a sharp implement or blade on a machine used in manufacturing (known as a "die"). What are these kids doing in factories anyway? The Department of Labor needs to be alerted about this.

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  At least they spelled "living" right!