How can he shoot that thing when he has such a small penis?

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  How can he shoot that thing when he has such a small penis?

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  He's never going to catch any Pokémons with that thing.

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  One of those torches is in reality a "Fleshlight."

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  That's not weird that's just preparedness if there was one that could fit in your pocket that would be awesome

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  Nastiest dildo I've ever seen.

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  Trouserwaffle.

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  I have no idea what the Cadillac Lady Goddess hood ornament is for, but, when the Zombie apocalypse happens...I want one.

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  wunderwaffle

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  Why does he need glasses when he's using a sniper scope?

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  Bet its heavy as fuck.

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  Making thing unnecessarily complex doesn't make it any better.

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  I bet that needs a complete tube of KY jelly to lube the whole thing.

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  This is already listed on eBay.

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  Don't worry...that's only the latest in digital cameras.

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  One-eyed penis-snake.