Shit Brix

GEORGE BUSH!

E.T. returns

OH SHIT ITS A LAWYER!! run!!

"hi, why dont you take a seat over there?"

Chris Hansen. fucking hilarious. but whos the pedo thats gonna attack the little girl?

The guy in the suit is Chris Hansen. That picture of him is used as an inside joke on some online forums, so trust me, it's Chris Hansen. He hosts a show catching pedophiles - hence the 2 little girls here. Also, there's a guy crawling on the left of the picture.

Chris hanson: w-why dont yo just have a seat right ther, Man: i dont think i want to, Chris: no, just have a seat, Man:ok, are you a cop?, Chris: o im not a cop, by the way, why are you here, Man: just o see a friend, Chris: well what age did that friend say they were, Man: 18, Chris: well i have the transcript right here and she said she was 13, Man: damn it nigga, im out Chris: well before you leave i need to say something Man: what is that??, Chris: im chris hanson with dateline nbc and were doing a story on sexuall predators, Man: damnit cant i guy have some fun Chris : you can leave if you wan Man: ok im out!!

Rise and shine, Mr. Freeman, rise and...shine. Not that I wish to imply that you were...sleeping on...the job. no one is more deserving of a rest, and all the effort in the world would have gone to waste until...well, let's just say your hour has come again, Mr. Freeman. The right man...in the wrong place could make all the difference...in the world. So...wake up, Mr. Freeman. Wake up and...smell...the ashes.